We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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