make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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