Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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