for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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