this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
this will be a night to untag.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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