we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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