Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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