I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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