first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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