Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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