Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
