How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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