This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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