Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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