We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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