worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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