Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
