Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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