last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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