sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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