i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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