used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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