I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Rumble strips road head = magical
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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