I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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