Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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