that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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