do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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