Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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