As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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