Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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