They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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