I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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