just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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