Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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