I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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