with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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