I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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