there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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