also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
