GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
