i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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