I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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