My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I understand Curling. That high.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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