I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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