wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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