Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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