Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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