Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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