We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
