is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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