you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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