She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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