Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's paint friendship bongs
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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