i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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