I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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