Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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