Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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