whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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