hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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